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10-23-2022, 06:30 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
The lifeless body of a person has just been found floating in the waters of the Dajao River on the avenue that leads to the La Victoria prison and neighborhood. The incident occurred in the municipal district of La Victoria, Santo Domingo Norte municipality, Santo Domingo province, Dominican Republic. According to reports from the area, the body was spotted by a fisherman, who immediately called a 911 unit. Said 911 unit appeared at the scene, in addition to agents of the National Police, who at the time of writing this text, were still at the scene, waiting for INACIF to proceed with the removal of the lifeless body. . Until now the identity of the deceased is unknown and the fact has filled the inhabitants of the area with concern, who understand that it may be a violent act. |
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#2
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10-23-2022, 06:44 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:352 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 3,601Posts 12,427Thanked 700Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
I wonder if that blowhole is related to the cause of death.
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#3
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10-23-2022, 07:11 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2022 Join Date: Aug 2021 Posts: 246 246Posts 660Thanked 48Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
That’s a mangina…
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#4
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10-23-2022, 07:16 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
That right there is a posthumous cornhole entry wound  |
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#5
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10-23-2022, 07:26 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,474
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
Poster child for sodomy.. Got sodomized by a manatee  |
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#6
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10-23-2022, 07:30 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1010 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 689
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
Butt sex happened and the tree stump looks guilty.
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#7
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10-23-2022, 08:47 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:304 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,281 4,281Posts 23,519Thanked 1,438Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
That ass is prolapsed. Definitely not amateur lapsed.
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#8
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10-23-2022, 08:50 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:376 male Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 3,182 3,182Posts 7,106Thanked 433Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
WTF  RIP MY EYES
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#9
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10-23-2022, 10:32 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:466 Male Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 2,372 2,372Posts 4,057Thanked 459Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
I'm not a doctor (although I play one on TV) but that looks like typical anus-itis.  |
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#10
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10-23-2022, 11:40 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:252 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,542 5,542Posts 19,785Thanked 2,120Quoted 15Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
Baboon ass. I've heard about it, never seen it before now.
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