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03-26-2023, 04:30 PM
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Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
This Thursday (23), the body of J.F.d.S., known as "O.", was found buried in a shallow grave, in the city of Alto Alegre do Maranhão, Brazil. J. was suspected of several crimes in the region, and was appointed as one of the leaders of the Bonde dos 40 faction in the locality, but he was planning to move away from the group. Apparently, J. was the target of an ambush and killed with refinements of cruelty. |
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03-26-2023, 05:34 PM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:59 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,382
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
Why even bother to try and pretend to bury this poor bastard  |
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03-26-2023, 06:27 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,267 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1433 Post(s)
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
looks like they only found 3/5ths of the faction leader.
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03-27-2023, 01:07 AM
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
Well, that's at least a fraction of the faction! And there was plenty of putrefaction. In one sense, you could say he suffered from redaction. After his cohorts took action. And they aren't issuing any retractions! I'll stop now, before I get a bad reaction.  |
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03-27-2023, 03:58 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:462 Male Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 2,369 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 458 Post(s)
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
You didn't even mention his wisdom tooth impaction!  |
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03-27-2023, 06:26 AM
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 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:220 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,557 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1422 Post(s)
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
What a pitiful effort... No wonder they can't hold regular jobs  |
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03-27-2023, 11:59 AM
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
 I also didn't mention his tooth extraction! And he could have probably escaped, if his car tires had a little more traction! It keeps getting worse and worse! |
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03-27-2023, 05:03 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:298 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,324
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
With those ears, he could have managed to fly away from his killers.
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03-27-2023, 08:45 PM
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Re: Body of Brazilian Faction Leader is Found Buried in Shallow Grave
Found a body, tell your friends & we'll all go down & poke it with a stick.
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