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02-18-2019, 04:35 PM
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Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
Brazil.
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02-18-2019, 05:03 PM
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Re: Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
Know what the hardest part about riding a scooter is? Telling your parents that you're gay.
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02-18-2019, 05:24 PM
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Re: Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
At least he was able to hit him with his shoe before dying .
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02-18-2019, 08:48 PM
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Re: Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
A Brazillian ways to die in the West
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02-18-2019, 09:52 PM
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Re: Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
If only at that moment an Asian or Russian was behind the wheel of a semi and ran over the 2 killers when they came back. Wonder what the victim did to deserve this.    |
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02-18-2019, 11:44 PM
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Re: Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
Riding scooters are like fucking fat chicks. It's all fun and games till someone you know sees you on one  |
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02-20-2019, 06:00 AM
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Re: Biker Shot Off His Bike Before Two Elements on a Bike Finish the Job
Additional Scooter/Fat Chick Maintenance Tips Keep Your Scooter Clean - only thing worse than fucking a fat chick is fucking a dirty fat chick Check Your Tire Pressure - Make sure that donut she's sitting on for her hemorroid is well inflated when you go down on her or you could get crushed while listening to what will sound like a squeaky fart or a dying ballooon. Also, make sure she doesn't eat that donut after. Replace Your Brake Pads - Those pads under her ass are not just to wave off those bed sores, they keep the rolls steady and keep her from sliding while you go all piston-pump her midsection. Maintain Your Air Filter - good news about fat chicks is you can fuck em on their period with the tampon intact. Plenty of space there and it feels like your cock is rubbing up against a fuzzy bunny's flank. Spark Plug - get that vibrator serviced and make sure when you use it on her, the lights dim like an old prison movie. Gasket Set - Your gas kit will come in handy during those 3 hr sessions of oral. You think you're going to town on the ringing the bell but turns out it was just a boil that was subsurface 3rd belly roll. Check Your Liquids - Hydrate always with gatorade. Put a little kale in there or some vegetable and she won't steal it from you. Clean Your Carburetor - don't forget the exhaust pipes either. One fart, and you're smelling eggs for the next two weeks. Apply Grease To Your Variator Rollers and Rear Pulley - This one is easy. Just wipe your hand under one of the lower chins, then apply to the various sections in need of lubrication. Get Some High Quality Suspension - Avoid anything with wooden legs. Go steel reinforced or just throw a shamwow over a nice sturdy section of hard wood floors. |
