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03-05-2023, 02:35 AM
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Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
Antofagasta, Chile. “A 31-year-old motorcyclist died when, according to local residents, a dog crossed the path of the man on the motorcycle and in trying to avoid it he lost control of the motorcycle and was thrown off. His arms were mutilated by the containment barriers. Such was the force of the impact that his helmet broke.” Translation: -Man 1: Just look what I found. - Man 2: Both his arms are missing? - Man 1: Yes. - Man 2: Both his legs also? - Man 1: Yes… I mean, no. Both his legs are totally broken. - Man 2: Poor bloke. He’s dead. Both his arms are missing… Goddamn! |
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03-05-2023, 05:24 AM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
must have been riding like hell. is that a toy or bicycle helmet?
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03-05-2023, 06:11 AM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
Fk me what speed was he doing, the Cartel would be proud of that work..
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03-05-2023, 11:53 AM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
My guess is he'll never grow up to be a pointer. I imagine his name is Jose, but he could change it to Russell if he goes and lays in the bushes and flails around some.  |
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03-05-2023, 12:03 PM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
His friends and peers now call him "Stubs"  |
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03-05-2023, 09:33 PM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
Look ma, no hands!
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03-05-2023, 10:45 PM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
Wonder where his arms ended up...  |
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03-06-2023, 10:33 AM
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
Would be hilarious if they were still gripping the handlebars.  That said, it's not like he's going to be needing them anyway.
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03-06-2023, 02:39 PM
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 ☆☆☆Jumbo Lesbian Cunt☆☆☆ Poster Rank:56 My pronouns are thin/skinny Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 25,925
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Re: Bike Accident Ends With Both Arms Missing
GODREKR!! I thought you'd died!
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