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07-07-2025, 08:49 AM
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Re: Big Ass Snake Eats Old Ass Man. Cutting Him Out the Stomach
I'm from Australia and I SAY: That snake should have been left alone, free to digest and feel happier for it's catch. They're so adorable. Bless them and their darling reptile instincts X Poor thing. The old man only has himself to blame for this "incident". |
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07-07-2025, 02:59 PM
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Re: Big Ass Snake Eats Old Ass Man. Cutting Him Out the Stomach
They should eat the snake to exact a proper revenge.
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07-07-2025, 03:02 PM
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Re: Big Ass Snake Eats Old Ass Man. Cutting Him Out the Stomach
I fixed the title. I agree - they should have let the snake live and enjoy his meal. They could have buried his poop and had a memorial.  
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07-07-2025, 04:41 PM
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Bet he didn't wake up that morning thinking he'd end the day as snake shit.
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07-07-2025, 06:45 PM
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Thank you it bothered me a bit it was fucked up
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07-08-2025, 08:17 AM
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I can visualize all of them wearing snakeskin sandals and ballcaps soon.
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07-08-2025, 08:37 AM
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Re: Big Ass Snake Eats Old Ass Man. Cutting Him Out the Stomach
This would've been a completely different story: "Big Ass Snake Eats Old Man's Ass"  |
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07-08-2025, 09:35 AM
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What? No one preformed mouth to mouth resuscitation on the poor guy??
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07-08-2025, 07:17 PM
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Somebody is gonna get some nice snake skin flip flops!  |
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07-08-2025, 07:32 PM
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Re: Big Ass Snake Eats Old Ass Man. Cutting Him Out the Stomach
Well that's just rude as fuck. That snake was out there minding his own business when along came a geriatric snack so he cleaned up the forest by eating the polluting old cretin. They should have let the snake finish his meal then if they wanted to remove the snake they could've captured and relocated it. |
