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01-05-2020, 12:34 AM
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The Bicycle Contortionist!
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01-05-2020, 01:04 AM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
You twisted fucker! I was just about to reply, "don't bet against her in a game of Twister"!  |
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01-05-2020, 01:47 AM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
Definitely a case for the Military Police. Police Officer 1: "If it moves, use your gun!" Maybe if her bike had more than 1 gear, she could have biked faster to avoid getting run over... |
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01-05-2020, 03:05 AM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
Even the person filming got dizzy at the end
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01-05-2020, 06:18 PM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
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__________________ "I'd give the world for the chance just to see your face again. Still I pretend that you're still standing by." |
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01-05-2020, 07:32 PM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
I found this case in one of my FB groups, but there was no video and most of the pics were censored, so I back-burnered it. I'll include the photos and details here, though, since the vid you found is decent. She was 30 years old. According to bystanders (I spoke with two in the local FB group), she was descending a hill at speed on her bicycle and the brakes failed to engage when she reached the roundabout at the bottom. She crashed headlong into the pole and broke her neck. The man I spoke with said she died instantly and the cops arrived to cover and remove the body fairly quickly. The only injury she sustained was the fatal broken neck. Almost no blood or other damage. The woman I talked to who was at the scene mentioned that the decedent urinated all over the road (plainly visible in the video) while she was lying there, but that she didn't know whether that happened when she was alive or dead. I explained that it was probably postmortem.   ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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01-05-2020, 07:32 PM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
When it's only the 6th day of 2020 and you've already fucked up your new years resolution to lose weight |
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01-05-2020, 07:44 PM
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Re: The Bicycle Contortionist!
Fuck me !! With TEETH like that, this bitch could clean up a cob-of-corn, through the strings of a tennis racquet ! Not sure I'd have been volunteering for too many blowjobs with Bucky Beaver if she was my girl. |
