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07-24-2024, 06:04 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
So let me get this straight. I’m casually riding my Chinese scooter unaware of any danger, and suddenly FWOOOSHHHH!!! battery starts shooting flames right up into my anus! Fire straight up into my rectum. Because you know, the scooter battery is located right under the scooter seat. So long, burnt anus. It was fun pooping through you.  |
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#42
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07-24-2024, 06:17 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
Holy shit! New irrational fear unlocked!  |
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#43
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07-24-2024, 06:46 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
soon in your car
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#44
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07-24-2024, 07:13 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
I am rethinking my plan for General Tso Chicken for dinner.
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#45
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07-24-2024, 10:50 PM
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The timing is really...accurate. Once the lift door fully closed, the battery start burning. |
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#46
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07-24-2024, 10:52 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
it looked like the battery was leaking? hard to tell but what a fucking way to go, damn  |
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#47
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07-24-2024, 11:49 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
Yah, no kidding. General Tso had the same kind of scooter as this guy…  |
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#48
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07-24-2024, 11:55 PM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
 You never know when it’s your time. No need to wait for death to do the deed, with new Sneaky Chinese Battery, you have death and cremation at same time!  |
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07-25-2024, 12:53 AM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
Of all the time that battery could have gone off, it just had to be the moment the elevator closed. That’s some serious final destination shit.
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07-25-2024, 01:01 AM
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Re: A Bald Chinese Guy With A Scooter Battery In An Elevator In China
They want us to buy electric cars….
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