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11-08-2019, 03:29 PM
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
Considering the police were on the bridge when he jumped, I suspect they were also on the scene at the same time, don’t you. At least the trickle of water washed the blood and snot away for them. |
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11-08-2019, 03:33 PM
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
Looks like brains under his head when the EMT lifts him up. Or maybe just barf. Take those cops off the suicide response team and have them coach Olympic diving... |
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11-08-2019, 04:09 PM
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
Pity, pity. The poor little misunderstood, confused, ill,emotionally upset, insane, out of control, attention getting, helpless, depressed individual. He even failed at performing a successful back flip.
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11-08-2019, 05:05 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:161 SCARY BLACK. BOO BITCH! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,672 Mentioned: 45 Post(s) Quoted: 2426 Post(s)
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
Attention whore. If I ever suicide. Either it’ll be overdose of something pleasant. Like morphine overdose (does it actually work? Never looked it up! But in books/tv shows/movies it always works!  ) Or I’d do it somewhere where I hope my body is never found. I wonder if one day we will get space trip suicides, where the suicidals get on the space vessel and get sent to crash into a planet or the sun. I think that would be an amazing way to go.   |
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11-08-2019, 05:45 PM
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
Should have gone head first with his hands in his pockets, that would have been commitment. Would have hurt less too.  |
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11-08-2019, 05:58 PM
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
I know that he’s dead, and that’s a tragedy, but I couldn’t have been the only one to LMAO? I mean that determination, that form...he tried for a beautiful entry.
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11-08-2019, 06:54 PM
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Re: Backflip from the Bridge
Yep, you overdose on morphine or heroin or fentanyl easily. I like your crash into planet or Sun. Both would take too long and cost too much with present technology, but if you had mega bucks I bet you could get someone to crash you alive into the Moon at 25,000 mph. You would leave a crater and your explosive fireball would probably be visible from Earth with a decent telescope. I myself would prefer sitting on an H-bomb like Slim Pickins in Dr. Strangelove if I ever get terminal cancer. Hard to achieve, but with some bucks and travel to a shithole county I bet it could be achieved. |
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