[Spiffyfable]

That Dude is an Idiot

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

This is how Russians play catch with their kids

TBH I wouldn't be surprised if the Spetznas practice catching their wounded thrown out at them from a second story window.

[DanteAntonelli]

Poor guy didn't know about how kinetic energy is obtained

K.E.=1/2m V^2

Or in plain English
K.E. = You can't touch this

[carlos616]

He watched too many movies

[b1llygo4t]

You can judge a man on how he jumps to action. You can also judge a man on how he judges a selfless act.

[StephyJ83]

Never try to catch a falling adult from that high of a building. That man is lucky (maybe, depending on long-term injuries) that he isn’t dead. His intentions were noble, though.

Random fact: one of the first firefighters to die on 9/11 died from catastrophic injuries caused by the body of a woman from the upper floors of the towers. Falling bodies = serious injury or death to those below them.

[BiothDaSloth]

Never skip leg day.

[BiothDaSloth]

Originally Posted by b1llygo4t ↗

You can judge a man on how he jumps to action. You can also judge a man on how he judges a selfless act.

The girl jumped to action.

[SkinnyFella]

Originally Posted by MrFlibble ↗

What a hussy! She breaks up with her boyfriend and then jumps straight into the arms of another man.

It was quite the scandalous rebound, based on the video.

[lion]

Wtf whyyyy