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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt

Killed 2 birds with one stick. Actually, one of them was a dingbat.
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That's very funny, you just cracked me up bad.
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Fuck you, bitch—youre still wrong, dumbass. A stream of piss is conductive, so go drink mine. You have no evidence that motherfucker's wood was wet, so go fuck yourself as usual.

And don't you talk about my family, you worthless, deleterious, piece of shit cunt. Instruct your local coroner, in advance, to post your own cadaver on DR, on your behalf, you fucking bitch! FUCK YOU!
Oh gosh friendly internet stranger, did I hit a sour note with you? Oops. My bad.
You seem very logical and put together, so I’ll take your rebuttal seriously.
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Yeah bitch, you talked about my family—that's when you crossed the line.

We would have debated just fine had you not done that.

Notice how I didn't respond in kind and I did not talk about yours—because it is abhorrent to me.

Throw shit in my face, and if you're cute, I might even eat it—but don't ever talk shit about my family, or I turn into a vicious animal.

Are you really a girl?

If so... 'icyblue'... hmm... is it truly just the color of your eyes, or perhaps some still-fresh cicatrix or vulnerability, because somebody hurt you also at some point in your life and so you learned to throw little poisoned darts at others so easily, over some wood, lol?
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Don't mind me, I have my moods❤️.
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Ok, since I'm actually getting the feeling that you're a quality person inside—I will therefore explain to you why I got so pissed.

Just because I may act like an idiot at times and come up with silly (or funny), irreverent jokes, like many of us do here—that does not mean that I'm not still sensitive to the tragedy that befalls all of these people in the videos shared on this site.

—And the pain their 'families' must evidently go through—

So I suppose, even though I talk a lot of shit about India and Indians—it appears I have my sacred cows too. Mooo!

Regards, miss:)
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Anybody who is stupid enough to climb onto a pole to save a fucking bird (which was clearly a goner at that point) deserves similar fate
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Anybody who is stupid enough to climb onto a pole to save a fucking bird (which was clearly a goner at that point) deserves similar fate
With your permission, allow me to paraphrase:

"Anybody who is stupid enough to climb onto a pole to save a fucking bird, (which was clearly a goner at that point) ought not to be unpleasantly surprised if destiny befalls them with a similar fate."

Friend, I see where you're coming from; but burdened as I am, with the preachments and shibbolets of morality—an old-fashioned, irksome catechism, and more puissant than most—I cannot, in good conscience, agree with the notion that stupidity 'deserves' death—though I would grant it that it certainly deserves getting fucked in the ass (lubrication optional) or pissed on, or defecated on by a jury of one's peers (or by anally molested donkeys)—but DEATH?

I daresay that utter, final cancellation would be too harsh of a punishment (unless a liberal) and obviously unfair, especially considering that there are many degrees of stupidity—while death is absolute.

As is the case with multiracialism, multiculturalism and multispecies-ism, there is never any true equity in forcibly shared experiences—near-death or not. LOL.

Regards, Sir.
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Typo: "shibboleths"

(Autocorrect sucks balls.)
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Damn shame he was trying to do the right thing.
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