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Wood is still conductive, fool.

at those kind of voltages, yeah.
kid found out that wasn't 220.

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I love that sound. I don't know why. Its both terrifying and hilarious. BUHZZZZRMPH!
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt

Dry wood isn't conductive. Linemen in the old days used wooden sticks to work electrical poles before fiberglass sticks came out
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That shit was so worth it
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt

Actually, it is not.
Man, stupidity is infectious here.

Wood is naturally porous and holds moisture. Using one exposed to the environment is unsafe.
Feel free to test that out though, please record it and have your loved one send it in.
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt

Man, stupidity is infectious here.

Wood is naturally porous and holds moisture. Using one exposed to the environment is unsafe.
Feel free to test that out though, please record it and have your loved one send it in.
Fuck you, bitch—youre still wrong, dumbass. A stream of piss is conductive, so go drink mine. You have no evidence that motherfucker's wood was wet, so go fuck yourself as usual.

And don't you talk about my family, you worthless, deleterious, piece of shit cunt. Instruct your local coroner, in advance, to post your own cadaver on DR, on your behalf, you fucking bitch! FUCK YOU!
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That bitch is so fucking stupid—wet-anything will be conductive when dealing to charged power lines, so it's not the wood, retard, it's the moisture, but where's the evidence, hiding the bird in your throat, cunt?///we were talking about dry wood here anyway, freak.

Her fucking brain is obviously what is porous and wet—too bad we didn't have her ass on that pole instead, taking the bird up her ass and live in a shithole chicken shack for the rest of her uneducated life.
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Typo: "when dealing with charged power lines"
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Re: Attempts to Save a Bird but Dies in the Attempt

typo: "you're". Oh, sacred Germania—I hate dumb bitches. Their very existence disturbs my serenity, as I firmly set my beer on the top of their head, and hold my hand on it, to prevent any spilling, from the constant bobbing motion their head makes under my desk. Loose electricity happens there, lots of wet wood to dry, Icybluegrrl, LMAO.


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