[rohmell]

Are you guys sure that this isn't a repost? I'm positive that I have seen this before here on DR, a long time ago.

[Icybluegrrl]

Originally Posted by tyroneslothrop ↗

Was that a wet wooden stick? Because dry wooden sticks conduct electricity worse than even rubber:

Wood (damp): 1×10^3 to 4ρ (Ω•m) at 20 °C Resistivity; 10^−4 to 10^-3σ (S/m) at 20 °C Conductivity
Hard rubber: 1×10^13ρ (Ω•m) at 20 °C Resistivity; 10^−14σ (S/m) at 20 °C Conductivity
Wood (oven dry) 1×10^14 to 16ρ (Ω•m) at 20 °C Resistivity; 10^−16 to 10^-14σ (S/m) at 20 °C Conductivity

You are trying to argue using a non sequitur. I never brought up rubber, or the amount of current rubber or wood, conducts.
Watch the video, it’s right there.
Copy and paste those apples.

[Icybluegrrl]

Originally Posted by tyroneslothrop ↗

Was that a wet wooden stick? Because dry wooden sticks conduct electricity worse than even rubber:

Wood (damp): 1×10^3 to 4ρ (Ω•m) at 20 °C Resistivity; 10^−4 to 10^-3σ (S/m) at 20 °C Conductivity
Hard rubber: 1×10^13ρ (Ω•m) at 20 °C Resistivity; 10^−14σ (S/m) at 20 °C Conductivity
Wood (oven dry) 1×10^14 to 16ρ (Ω•m) at 20 °C Resistivity; 10^−16 to 10^-14σ (S/m) at 20 °C Conductivity

Oven dried wood lol, ffs.

[Necrotic Bowel]

I tried to come up with a joke for this but the closest I could get was some nonsense about “Dutch Ohm” disease.

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Was a local rendition of Bye Bye Birdie

[HYPRTCKR]

~ Yep Yep Yep, Two straggler birds with one Pfiz-Zap!!

[DanielPlainview]

Dumbass

[ViraA]

I think he might haver been a mackem... ;)

[Killgaad]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

I tried to come up with a joke for this but the closest I could get was some nonsense about “Dutch Ohm” disease.

Haha, I'm afraid my joke I made about him giving them the bird will be very difficult to outdo for a very long time, but thank you for trying, though.


P.S. I know I'm a little sick in the head now too, after having been part of DR for many years, though I only lurked years ago, but that normal part of me still understands that it is wrong to joke about what happens to these unfortunate people (or troglodytes)—but hey, fuck it!—I just can't help it now, I'm sick, plus these people are already dead now, they're not gonna mind, I'm sure.

[felixhelix420]

This dipshit zapped the fkn bird, too.