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09-28-2020, 02:43 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
"Good afternoon, sir. My name is Akbar, and I will be your assassin today (Draws weapon). Oh, hello Akbar, what was that you said? (Fiddling with weapon) "Oh, I said I was going to shoot you." Oh, I see. What? (Still fiddling with weapon) I am going to end your life. What, are you a stroke victim? (Fiddling continues)" No need to get nasty sir, you aren't speaking clearly, and I just want to know what it was you said. (Clears weapon) "Never mind" (Shoots guy). Hey! What the hell, dude! You just shot me! Now I'm gonna have to just sit here for a while longer! (Dies in a pool of incurable stupidity.) |
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10-02-2020, 09:35 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
It's possible the victim was intoxicated, perhaps massively so, yet enough at least to impair judgement, reaction, cognizant abilities in general, etc!
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10-05-2020, 09:27 PM
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Re: Assassination in the Dominican Republic
You ever been so drunk, you cant stand up? This dead guy knows what i'm talking about. So damn drunk i'd rather die than stand up and run!  |
