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04-09-2026, 06:31 PM
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Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
Tramandaí, Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil A robber, whose name and age were not disclosed, died whilst attempting to break into a church through a jalousie window. Seems appropriate he died in a somewhat 'crucified' pose. |
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04-09-2026, 09:07 PM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
he was framed!
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04-10-2026, 01:15 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
The window was Jealous of him.  |
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04-10-2026, 01:38 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
 Dumb ways to die.  The lord works in mysterious ways. |
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04-10-2026, 01:53 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
Bro, you know that is one horrible way to go. Lol. I wonder how long it took before he lost consciousness?
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04-10-2026, 04:10 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
Doesn't seem like it. With his legs crossed like that, it looks like he was just relaxing and enjoying the sky view whilst still benefiting from the cooler air in the church.
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04-10-2026, 05:27 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
I seriously believe they should embalm him and leave him there. I miss the days when something like this would bring religious pilgrims around the world, like "see, he repented in his final moments." |
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04-10-2026, 10:53 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
Suspension of disbelief: ur doin' it rong.
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04-10-2026, 10:56 AM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
A weird but fun movie from '89, where a wacked out cult features early in the main character's life: Santa Sangre: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098253/ |
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04-10-2026, 07:54 PM
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Re: Another Brazilian Robber Who Came Up Short Against a Jalousie Window
I’m really having trouble figuring out how he got in that position but I’m a bit of an idiot. He appears to be a bit of an idiot too.
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