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07-20-2025, 10:29 AM
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Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
Manaus, Amazonas, Brazil A man, identified only as 'Scooby', died during an attempted robbery at a church on Sunday morning (20). According to witnesses, the suspect was attempting to steal copper wiring from the church's air conditioning system when he lost his balance and fell onto a fence. The fall resulted in a serious chest injury and he died at the scene before medical assistance arrived. Reports also suggest this was the man's third attempt to steal wiring from the same church. Zoinks! |
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07-20-2025, 10:41 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
The removal would have been interesting  |
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07-20-2025, 10:44 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
He would have succeeded, TOO, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!!!  |
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07-20-2025, 10:45 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
Jesus  |
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07-20-2025, 12:07 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
Lucky that fence broke his fall or he could have gone splat...
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07-20-2025, 12:10 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
This is what happens when you try and steal from God.
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07-20-2025, 12:16 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
God took a fence to him. OR The fence was ready to receive his stolen goods. |
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07-20-2025, 01:54 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
No no he was nailed horizontally not vertically
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07-20-2025, 02:57 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Thief Fell While Trying to Steal Wiring, Got Impaled on Fence
He did stick the landing though.
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