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03-10-2023, 07:03 PM
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Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
A man on a motorbike died after invading a motorway on the wrong lane and hit head-on with a car on a motorbike while fleeing from the Municipal Civil Guard on the afternoon of Thursday (9), in Taboão da Serra, São Paulo state. According to the guards, upon seeing the patrolling vehicle, the motorcyclist manoeuvred and made a U-turn. The officers became suspicious and began a pursuit. Eventually, the biker went into the wrong lane and collided, losing brain mass in the process. The motorbike had an altered number plate and a scratched-off numbering. |
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03-10-2023, 08:31 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
He lost his brain a Long time before this crash  |
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03-10-2023, 09:35 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Damnit Fred! You said it before I could. 
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03-10-2023, 10:42 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Goddamn young people and their goddamn internets games! Think the world's a bunch of pixels n' shit! Well game over now, whipper-snapper!
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03-11-2023, 12:06 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Lost his mind!
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03-11-2023, 12:09 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Funny how they can reattach fingers, penises and all manner of other extremities, but they cannot reattach your goddamn brain, when you need it most. But what good is your brain without your penis, anyway? (and vice versa)  |
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03-11-2023, 10:30 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Isn’t that where his brain is? In the end of his penis?  |
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03-11-2023, 12:44 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
He had love on the brain  |
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03-11-2023, 02:30 PM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Yes I used my brain   |
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03-12-2023, 12:08 AM
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Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Just stitch that brain back in and close the wound, he'll be fine.
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