|
#1
●
03-10-2023, 07:03 PM
| ||||||||
 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:274 Join Date: Aug 2022 Posts: 4,692
Contributions: 81
Mentioned: 33 Post(s) Quoted: 925 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
A man on a motorbike died after invading a motorway on the wrong lane and hit head-on with a car on a motorbike while fleeing from the Municipal Civil Guard on the afternoon of Thursday (9), in Taboão da Serra, São Paulo state. According to the guards, upon seeing the patrolling vehicle, the motorcyclist manoeuvred and made a U-turn. The officers became suspicious and began a pursuit. Eventually, the biker went into the wrong lane and collided, losing brain mass in the process. The motorbike had an altered number plate and a scratched-off numbering. |
|
#2
●
03-10-2023, 08:31 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:371 male Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 3,184 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 433 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
He lost his brain a Long time before this crash  |
|
#3
●
03-10-2023, 09:35 PM
| ||||||||
 ☾ Administrator ☽ Poster Rank:78 ஜᎻᎬᎩᎾᏦᎪஜ Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 19,435
Contributions: 32
Mentioned: 169 Post(s) Quoted: 6793 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Damnit Fred! You said it before I could. 
__________________ 💜🧿See Human | Be Human🧿💜 (War Section Hashtags) |
|
#4
●
03-10-2023, 10:42 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:427 male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,695 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 366 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Goddamn young people and their goddamn internets games! Think the world's a bunch of pixels n' shit! Well game over now, whipper-snapper!
|
|
#5
●
03-11-2023, 12:06 AM
| ||||||||
 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:225 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,347 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1372 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Lost his mind!
|
|
#6
●
03-11-2023, 12:09 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:398 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Funny how they can reattach fingers, penises and all manner of other extremities, but they cannot reattach your goddamn brain, when you need it most. But what good is your brain without your penis, anyway? (and vice versa)  |
|
#7
●
03-11-2023, 10:30 AM
| ||||||||
 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:119 Secret Agent Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 13,175 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 2787 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Isn’t that where his brain is? In the end of his penis?  |
|
#8
●
03-11-2023, 12:44 PM
| ||||||||
 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:61 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,052
Contributions: 1
Mentioned: 29 Post(s) Quoted: 3459 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
He had love on the brain  |
|
#10
●
03-12-2023, 12:08 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1556 Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 361 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 27 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: Aftermath - Motorcyclist Trying to Evade Police Crashes Into Car, Loses Brain
Just stitch that brain back in and close the wound, he'll be fine.
|
