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I live where theres moose everywhere. Thats a calf or young moose, if it was full grown the car would be in alot worse shape.
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To sum this up, "Welcome to Canada", Watch For Moose, and Enjoy the Techno... ;)
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Holy shit
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I think that was a small deer. A full-grown moose would have been 4 times taller than that car. He sure did seem shook up, though, must have hit his head on the wheel while searing through this mama doe.
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About 6 months ago I helped a guy out with his car after he hit a deer going about 40 mph and the car was basically totaled. It's nuts to see the after math of hitting an animal because it always seems like it won't be as bad as it looks.
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Re: Aftermath:Car Rips Moose in Half

I think that was a small deer. A full-grown moose would have been 4 times taller than that car. He sure did seem shook up, though, must have hit his head on the wheel while searing through this mama doe.
4 times taller than the car?
Let's say the car is 4 feet tall, which means a full grown moose is 16 feet tall?
Do you have any idea how much 16 feet is?
If a full grown moose is 4 times taller then i got a 5 foot dick.

This is Russia, so it's a Eurasian Elk. Which means he's about 9-10 feet tall in total, 7 in shoulders.
10 and 16 isn't exactly the same damn thing.
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If he tasted it, he was tasting blood and moose crap. It's all round a nasty mess and the car is trash.
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that dude is lucky to be alive.. At least they have some BBQ
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what a pretty forest with meeses
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The amount of fecal matter that was released in the impact is immense. I was having a crappy day today but that bought a smile to my face.


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