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06-23-2021, 04:23 AM
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Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Azerbaijan. 22-year-old E.M, an accountant at an irrigation systems company committed suicide by letting himself fall after dangling outside a window at the business center.  He left a letter before committing suicide.  The letter states: "Everything has reached this point. Life may be wonderful, but I couldn't live it. Take good care of yourself. Be strong, don't be bad for me. 22 years is enough. Father, mother, brother, I want you very much."    |
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06-23-2021, 05:01 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
"Life may be wonderful" when there is a wrecked tank or tracked armored personnel carrier in front of your accounting office
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06-23-2021, 06:12 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
If not for the view point, I rate that capture a clean 7  |
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06-23-2021, 07:15 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Thanks for posting kelly. the building is New Life Business Center in Baku Azerbaijan. war memorial: https://www.azernews.az/culture/175067.html https://en.topwar.ru/179117-zahvache...ekse-baku.html  · |
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06-23-2021, 08:10 AM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:303 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,283 4,283Posts 23,537Thanked 1,439Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
What a mess left behind. I mean his accounting paperwork of course.
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06-23-2021, 08:31 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:412 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,952 2,952Posts 4,490Thanked 38Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
~ Just like that too young Asian lesbo couple whose love was so good they had to end it, by dropping it off at the next fatal destination. ~ Nobody wants to feel sorry for Stupidity Exemplified. |
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06-23-2021, 09:31 AM
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| ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:220 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,703 6,703Posts 22,727Thanked 1,460Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Dude I have to be honest because I'm getting genuinely concerned about your kidneys and liver. Given the bender you're (clearly) on, I'm going to guess that you live near or in a paddock and you are consuming shrooms daily. Seriously mate - You gotta stop it with the mycelium or your kidneys WILL fail. If it's DMT, then lay off that shit and kick back. It should be used occasionally not every fucking day ffs. Geez...  |
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06-23-2021, 09:51 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Would have been nice if this guy had added a bit of pizzazz, and tossed stacks of paperwork in the air as he fell. Or even emptied a bag of confetti or shredded paper first, so that his crossing the finish line of life could be properly commemorated. 
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06-23-2021, 10:04 AM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,186 17,186Posts 44,941Thanked 4,707Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Or dressed up like a pirate in the Monty Python "Chartered Accountants" sketch and song-fest. Google it! |
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06-23-2021, 10:33 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:490 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,159 2,159Posts 10,150Thanked 517Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
It may have been high, but there was potential for it to be higher ... if your going to do it, then don’t stop until your at the top |
