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06-23-2021, 04:23 AM
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Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Azerbaijan. 22-year-old E.M, an accountant at an irrigation systems company committed suicide by letting himself fall after dangling outside a window at the business center.  He left a letter before committing suicide.  The letter states: "Everything has reached this point. Life may be wonderful, but I couldn't live it. Take good care of yourself. Be strong, don't be bad for me. 22 years is enough. Father, mother, brother, I want you very much."    |
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06-23-2021, 05:01 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
"Life may be wonderful" when there is a wrecked tank or tracked armored personnel carrier in front of your accounting office
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06-23-2021, 06:12 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
If not for the view point, I rate that capture a clean 7  |
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06-23-2021, 07:15 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Thanks for posting kelly. the building is New Life Business Center in Baku Azerbaijan. war memorial: https://www.azernews.az/culture/175067.html https://en.topwar.ru/179117-zahvache...ekse-baku.html  · |
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06-23-2021, 08:10 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
What a mess left behind. I mean his accounting paperwork of course.
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06-23-2021, 08:31 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
~ Just like that too young Asian lesbo couple whose love was so good they had to end it, by dropping it off at the next fatal destination. ~ Nobody wants to feel sorry for Stupidity Exemplified. |
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06-23-2021, 09:31 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Dude I have to be honest because I'm getting genuinely concerned about your kidneys and liver. Given the bender you're (clearly) on, I'm going to guess that you live near or in a paddock and you are consuming shrooms daily. Seriously mate - You gotta stop it with the mycelium or your kidneys WILL fail. If it's DMT, then lay off that shit and kick back. It should be used occasionally not every fucking day ffs. Geez...  |
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06-23-2021, 09:51 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9549 Post(s)
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Would have been nice if this guy had added a bit of pizzazz, and tossed stacks of paperwork in the air as he fell. Or even emptied a bag of confetti or shredded paper first, so that his crossing the finish line of life could be properly commemorated. 
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06-23-2021, 10:04 AM
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
Or dressed up like a pirate in the Monty Python "Chartered Accountants" sketch and song-fest. Google it! |
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06-23-2021, 10:33 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:484 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,161 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 517 Post(s)
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Re: Accountant Committing Suicide by Letting Himself Fall from Great Height
It may have been high, but there was potential for it to be higher ... if your going to do it, then don’t stop until your at the top |
