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08-02-2018, 11:39 AM
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Re: Abruptly Perforated Whilst Attempting To Toss His Mack Down.
I can only imagine the conversation they were having... Chiquita: "So what do you do for a living?" Ol' Boy: "I'm a big-time drug lord. Yeah, baby, I'm untouchable. I can even stop bullets with my hand." Chiquita: "Oh, really? I'd love to see a demonstration." Ol' Boy: "No problem. Hey, you, asshole with the gun. C'mere a second." Gunman: "What did you say, pųta?!" Ol' Boy: "Aaaaay, chinga tű madre!" Gunman: Ol' Boy: "There is no spoo-- ¡¿Ay yi yi, shit, why didn't that work?! ¡Yo soy es now muerté! ¡Ay carāmbã!" Chiquita: "¡Ay, Clarencio, dîøs mîõš, nóóóóóó! ¡Mï corazon...¡ ¿Parrrkaaaaay...? *dramatic Univision soap opera organ music plays* |