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#131
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09-09-2022, 12:15 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3199 Female Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 118 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 13 Post(s)
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
The man was an intruder and the tiger earned its right to a free meal... and got wrongfully killed. Damn chinese moron.
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#132
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04-08-2025, 09:33 PM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:251 Male Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,525
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
Tiger Gets His    |
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#133
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04-08-2025, 09:37 PM
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 General of the Armies Poster Rank:74 Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 20,488 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 7978 Post(s)
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
I wonder if its name is Tony |
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#135
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04-08-2025, 10:08 PM
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
Such a cute kitty cat  |
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#136
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04-08-2025, 11:05 PM
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
That’s like 100 times better than watching Shamu eat a trainer. |
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#137
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04-08-2025, 11:06 PM
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
If it’s not it should be.  |
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#138
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04-08-2025, 11:23 PM
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
The cat is like: "WTF is everybody making so much noise for?!?!? I eat EVERY DAY at this time, and no one ever says anything. But today, it's a bunch of screaming and crying!"  |
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#139
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04-08-2025, 11:31 PM
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
I wonder... if they kill the tiger, will it reset us back to our original timeline that we got pushed out of since Harambe? Or will it push us somewhere even worse?  |
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#140
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04-09-2025, 05:02 AM
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Re: 50 Year Old Man Dies After Being Mauled by a Tiger in a Zoo
Tigers are awesome. How disappointed would you be if your city's tiger couldn't kill a stupid human that got in their enclosure. You'd be like "Dammit even our tiger is useless." People from Nearby City would regularly mention that their lion killed that circus guy in the 80's so everyone would laugh about the confused tiger in Dumbville that licked that Pakistani student. |
