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02-15-2025, 10:41 PM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Did it in a single step... Unfortunately it was a misstep. I blame the mini-me negotiator. |
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02-16-2025, 12:39 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Slipped my ass.... He walked right off the ladder and followed through with his plan of checking out of his existence   |
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02-16-2025, 01:29 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Why the FUCK would you climb that with a child in your fucking arms!?!?
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02-16-2025, 03:29 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
He got what he wanted in the end. His time was up. I don’t think the yanking around after he landed though was helping.   |
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02-16-2025, 03:47 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Such a drama queen.
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02-16-2025, 04:59 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Morons! Nice ricochet when the dumb ass was falling and also hit the little concrete platform on the way down. At least this way, he was able to pick up a Darwin Award on the way out! |
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02-16-2025, 07:22 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
He literally jumped towards the screen so realistically that I felt I was the little kid and he landed at my feet. What I wonder is how more people in these fucked up situations don’t kill themselves. I guess religion keeps them in check. |
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02-16-2025, 07:50 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Or power lines…I’m sincerely surprised he didn’t hit at least one power line and electrocute himself on the way down.
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02-16-2025, 08:23 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
I wonder if the child being carried up was his to discourage him from jumping.
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02-16-2025, 09:15 AM
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Re: (2024) Man Who Threatened To Jump From Water Tower Slips During Rescue, Dies
Ok let's do this. Let's pick him up and let his gourd flop around to guarantee more spinal damage.
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