[DaFuq???]

People with penises have gotten an awful lot of strange foreign objects caught up there. There are a ton of stories and medical reports detailing cases of unusual objects lodged inside biological male bodies after being inserted through the urethra. Many had to be surgically removed and the penises suffered serious trauma. So, be careful when inserting any foreign objects into your bodily orifices!

This is by no means an exhaustive or comprehensive list of foreign objects that have been lodged in penises:

1) A Lizard.
Leaping Lizards! This is the least classic story of all time: sexually adventurous man reluctantly has lizard extracted from his penis in the ER because he found the experience pleasurable, but was struggling to urinate.

2) A Fork.
What the fork? There was a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases about a 70-year-old Australian man was hospitalized with “bleeding urethral meatus” because he crammed a 4-inch fork into his penis hole in the name of “sexual gratification.” You can see X-rays and very graphic images of the fork being removed from his urethra here, if you have the guts to handle it.

3) A Chopstick.
A fork isn’t the only eating utensil to ever be shoved up a urethra. The International Journal of Neurourology (2010), documented a case of a 50-year-old man who received medical attention after a week of serious penile pain. The doctors found out that three years before he sought treatment, he had inserted a plastic chopstick into his dick for pleasure. Apparently it had remained inside him that whole time. The chopstick wasn’t the only foreign object in his wiener. The patient had also inserted a magnet into his penis as an attempt to get the chopstick out. The magnet got stuck and failed to remove the chopstick, so he inserted another magnet to attract and extract the first one, but that too got got lodged in his penis.

4)String.
You don’t need to comprehend string theory to know that maybe you shouldn’t lodge string up your urethra, like this internet forum commenter.

5) Cotton Swab
Let’s Leave penile swabbing to medical professionals, shall we? Another internet forum commenter stuck something in his dick. This time, a q-tip. Other commenters on the forum can relate to him. One made this legitimately solid joke: “cotton eye joe.”

6) A Toothpick.
I really hope this Yahoo! Answers user is trolling when he says he got a toothpick lodged in his penis that he can’t get out. Maybe he misheard the phrase “a bone to pick” and thought it was “a boner to pick.”

7) Drugs.
Someone on a shady forum claims their “friend” shot up drugs into their penis. This is very sad and upsetting and I hope everyone and their penis is okay and drug free now.

8) A Jump Rope.
Oh boy, this is really the improper way to use a jump rope. Sources say, the man in question had inserted ten centimeters of the rope inside his urethra and sought medical attention when he had trouble urinating.

9) An Eel.
This man may have had the worst spa experience ever. During an odd treatment that involves taking a bath with live eels, one swam up his urethra and all the way up to his bladder.

10) A Medicine Bottle.
A case study from the early nineties in the journal Genitourinary Medicine “reported a 28-year old Indian man who ended up getting a penicillin bottle stuck in the preputial sac.” The man put the bottle in his penis while he was masturbating to “tickle his penile glands.” Apparently, the bottle was impacted to the point that removal required him to be put under general anaesthetic.

Other objects that have been stuck in penises that should not have been include foam sealant, a safety pin, a pencil, electrical wire, batteries, christmas lights and so on and so on. Yikes.

Read more: http://www.blisstree.com/2014/04/29/...#ixzz3Wp8nsfUZ

[DaFuq???]

Urethral Stimulation by Professor Mark Griffiths.

While I was researching a previous blog on urophilia, I came across a number of articles and papers on urethral manipulation fetishes (i.e., people that get sexually aroused from the insertion of ‘foreign bodies’ into their urethra). Almost all of the published work in this area is in the form of clinical and/or medical case reports, and almost all of the cases are men who insert various objects into their penis as a form of stimulation. (Having said that, various authors have noted women may also engage in urethral stimulation). Furthermore, most of the case reports are from men who have ended up having to seek medical help because the ‘foreign body’ has become stuck inside their penis (so most of what we know is only based on urethral manipulation and stimulation that goes wrong). Based on case reports, it is estimated that almost all men and about 85% of women who engage in urethral manipulation do it for sexual stimulation. Other reasons for urethral manipulation include psychiatric disorders, drug intoxication, mental confusion, sexual curiosity, and/or a desire to get relief from urinary symptoms.

There is also a relatively developed lexicon (particularly among the gay community) for such urethral stimulating behaviours including the following:

Sounding: The insertion of an object into the urethra
Meatotomy: The dilation of the urethra with a medical dilating device (so that the urethra is stretched to eventually facilitate a finger or a penis)
Meatotome: An instrument used to enlarge the urethral opening
Meatorrhaphy: The procedure of enlarging the urethral opening
Meatometer: An instrument for measuring the urethral opening
The range of different objects that have been used include straws, cylindrical batteries, pens, pencils, candles, lipstick containers, small wooden sticks, swizzle sticks, glass beads, wires, Allen keys. buckshot, cuticle knives, and razors. Such practices can lead to a wide array of medical problems including (but not limited to) urinary tract damage and blockages, urinary tract infections, and bladder infections. For instance, in a 1999 book on gay sex, Dr S.E. Goldstone reported the case of a man who inserted a piano wire into his penis that resulted in it getting knotted in his bladder (and his bladder had to be cut open to get it removed).

A report of seven cases in a 1982 issue of the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy by Wise (1982) reported that urethral stimulation may occur actively during sexual activity (e.g., masturbation) activities, or passively via medical procedures requested by the person. He also observed that the behaviour shares features with both fetishism and masochism (although very few of those who engage in such practices report pain so the association with masochism does not seem justified based on the clinical evidence reported. In the journal Urology, Dr R.D. Kenney’s believed that the initiating event in the acquisition of such behaviour is an accidentally discovered pleasurable stimulation of the urethra, and then repeated using objects of unknown danger, driven by a psychological predisposition to sexual gratification.

Most reports are medical in origin although some psychoanalysts claim that those with a fetish or preference for urethral stimulation have underlying problems of fixation or regression and castration anxiety (but there is little way of either proving or disproving such theories). Reviews of data from case reports suggest that the focus of arousal for the individual is not on the objects that are inserted into the urethra.

Arguably the most comprehensive paper on ‘penile foreign body insertion’ the was a 2000 paper published in the Journal of Urology by Dr. A. Van Ophoven and Dr J.B. de Kernion. They reviewed 800 cases in the published literature between 1755 and 1999. The range of inserted objects were categorized into a number of distinct categories the following categories:

Animals or parts of animals (e.g., coyote’s rib, dog’s penis, leech, snails, animal bones)
Plants and vegetables (e.g., slippery elm, grass, cucumbers, pistachio shells)
Sharp and lacerating objects (e.g., pencils, pins, needles)
Wire like objects (e.g., cables, catheters, rubber tubes)
Fluids and powders (e.g., nasal mucus, glue, cocaine)
However, individual case reports have included some really bizarre and unusual objects. A 1992 case study reported by Dr. A.K. Jaiswal (Command Hospital, Bangalore, India) in the journal Genitourinary Medicine reported a 28-year old Indian man who ended up getting a penicillin bottle (containing iodine) stuck in the preputial sac. The man had inserted the bottle during masturbation to tickle his penile glans. It was so firmly impacted that the bottle could only be removed under general anaesthetic.

In a 2002 issue of Urology, Dr E.D. Kim and colleagues (University of Tennessee Medical Center, Knoxville, USA.) reported what they believed was a unique case of a 41-year old man who presented himself for medical attention as a result of a urethral blockage. It turned out that the lower urinary tract obstruction was because the man had self-injected foam sealant into his urethra.

In 1997, Dr Paul Lamberth reported the case in Emergency Medicine of a 36-year old man who inserted a safety pin into his urethra for sexual pleasure. After 10 hours of failing to remove the safety pin, he sought medical attention. Lambirth claimed this was only the second such case (of using safety pins) to be reported in the medical literature.

The insertion of foreign bodies into the penis is rarely fatal. However, a 1982 paper in the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology by Dr R.W. Byard and his colleagues reported that a 40-year-old man inserted a pencil into his penis but he was unable to remove it. Unfortunately, he failed to seek medical help and he developed a septic condition and died as a consequence. Given that almost all reports of urethral sexual stimulation are case study reports, there are no estimates as to how prevalent this sexual practice is among the general population.

A recent 2011 paper by Dr S.D Chattopadhyay and colleagues (Nilratan Sircar Medical College and Hospital, Kolkata, India) in the Jurnalul de Chirurgie, Iasi asserted that the insertion of foreign bodies into the urethra as a paraphilic behaviour is “fraught with complications”. They reported the case of a 25-year old male goldsmith who had inserted a 60cm electrical wire with a 5mm diameter into his urethra. The wire got stuck and caused heamaturia (i.e., blood in his urine) and incontinence along with a lot of pain and discomfort. It was removed by open cystoscomy (opening up the bladder during an endoscopic procedure). The authors associated the behaviour to a depression and anxiety condition, and was subsequently prescribed antidepressants to prevent any future occurrences. Similar cases have also been reported in various other papers. For instance, Dr Konstantinos Stravodimos and colleagues (Laiko Hospital, Athens, Greece) reported in the Journal of Medical Case Reports (2009) that a 53-year old Greek man presented with a bloody urethral discharge after having inserted an electrical wire in his urethra for masturbatory purposes.

In a 2010 issue of the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, Dr Nishant Bedi and his colleagues (Bart’s and The London NHS Trust, London, UK) reported the case of a 62-year-old man who had inserted two small household (AAA size) batteries into his urethra that had got stuck and was in pain. This was not an isolated incident as the year before, the same patient had an endoscopic procedure to remove a pen lid from his urethra.

In the International Journal of Neurourology (2010), Dr Seung Jin Moon and colleagues (Hanyang University, Seoul, Korea) reported the case of a 50-year-old man who sought medical treatment after a week long period of pain. It turned out that three years previously he had inserted a plastic chopstick into his urethra for sexual pleasure (although this had not caused any pain despite the fact that it remained inside him). However, the patient more recently had inserted a round magnet into his urethra in an attempt to remove the chopstick. However, this failed to remove the chopstick and he then got the magnet stuck. He then inserted a second magnet in an attempt to remove the first magnet when the second magnet got lodged in his urethra. The authors observed that their case was very interesting because a foreign body had remained in the bladder for a long time without causing severe irritation and pain.

[FrightRat]

he had inserted a plastic chopstick into his dick for pleasure. Apparently it had remained inside him that whole time. The chopstick wasn’t the only foreign object in his wiener. The patient had also inserted a magnet into his penis as an attempt to get the chopstick out.

This guy probably isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

[DaFuq???]

Warning: this video shows, in detail, male orgasms.
Sorry for the shitty music.

[Oswald2001]

This is all the Urethra stimulation imma ever need.

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T"

[Bastet]

WTF were those people thinking? Where's the Penis Welfare Committee when you need one

[Susan]

What the hell is wrong with people????

[MesaGrande]

Originally Posted by DaFuq??? ↗

7) Drugs.
Someone on a shady forum claims their “friend” shot up drugs into their penis. This is very sad and upsetting and I hope everyone and their penis is okay and drug free now.

I've heard of that before... Some addicts have their veins on their arms so fucked up by shooting up drugs, that they look like they have been attacked by a sewing machine
So they start to search for alternative places to shoot up drugs, I've seen one dude hitting a carotid artery with a needle in the middle of the street, just to get a dose
And yes, penis is also an alternative place

[DaFuq???]

Originally Posted by MesaGrande ↗

I've heard of that before... Some addicts have their veins on their arms so fucked up by shooting up drugs, that they look like they have been attacked by a sewing machine
So they start to search for alternative places to shoot up drugs, I've seen one dude hitting a carotid artery with a needle in the middle of the street, just to get a dose
And yes, penis is also an alternative place

When I was working as a cop, we would get a news blotted with interesting stories from other departments.
One story got cut out and hung on our "Shits and Giggles" board (out of view of the public eye, mind you). It was a story entitled, "The Case of the Gangreneous Penis".
A man's coke dealer had told him that by liquifying coke and putting it into the urethra you could get an amazing hard on that would last for quite awhile (true).
But during one episode the man developed priapism which lead to gangrene. The man had to have his penis amputated.
Here's the kicker-he took his dealer to court in an attempt to sue him because he hadn't warned him about the priapism.
The judge laughed them both out of court...

[DaFuq???]

Originally Posted by slyksleevemuckyey ↗

What the hell is wrong with people????

People are seeking out new thrills. "Sounding", as it's called, if done correctly, can be extremely pleasurable for the man (Or woman), but steps must be taken to ensure sterility to avoid bladder infections or damage done to the urethra. They have developed Sounding rods made out of surgical steel that can be sterilized before use.
I'll post a few pics if I can get high enough quality pics.
I'm working with a phone here, so it's difficult to get the correct size...