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12-01-2008, 08:55 PM
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

lol, that was morbid, sorry.

But anyone think he survived?
No bleeding, no pulse.

Especially from a gaping wound like that.
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

I can just hear the guy's ghost now.. " I said KISS my ass..."
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I can just hear the guy's ghost now.. " I said KISS my ass..."
Haha, indeed.
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

was it a loan-shark ? :D
zzzzzzzzinger! hehehe
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

he was chomped
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

was it a loan-shark ? :D
yes, a "leave me a loan!!" shark.
(bot a boom)
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

guess the shark wanted some rump roast for dinner.
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

I hate surfing... Might as cut your calf open WIDE, then jump into a 20ft deep tank full of Great Whites.
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

it was a pool shark.....quoted as saying "bite me"....so the shark took it out of his ass...
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Re: Victim Of A Shark Attack

He was just tasted him.


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