[Black Knight]

MY God that is unreal. I would love to know what the surgeons first thought when they saw the extent of the damage.

Although this could be the basis of a new porno movie "The Bionic Penis"

Do a similar intro to the Six Million Dollar Man but give the guy a robotic penis with synthetic skin that can grow longer, wider, vibrate, dispense lube, etc.

[Shylock]

OH FUCK NO

[Sharon]

Originally Posted by eatonbeavers ↗

Ok Sharon you got me.
As someone who lives in a farming community you know I had to look when I saw the title of your post.
That was my own fault , couriousity like having to look at a car crash.
But then you had to do it didn't you.
You had to pick today to teach me a new word .
A word which in my 26 years as a health care worker I have never heard or thank God seen before.
PENILE DEGLOVING.
Oh my God Girl the very sound of it made my little wanky cringe.LOL

Great post.
And keep asking eventually you will find a honest farmboy who will tell you why this guy was standing that close to a shit spreader with his junk out.
Can't leave with out telling you this one Sharon.
What do all the sheep say on saturday night in Clinton county Michigan.
OHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY.

Penile degloving is very nasty and 'out there' in trauma units!

I have farming background too

[Darkmist74]

OUCH!!!!!! Poor bastard!!!

[Konner]

How do you get you dick caught in a manure spreader?!

[kboukes]

ohh ohhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweet jesus!

[SFGirl]

How do you even catch your tackle in a manure spreader? What was he doing, humping it?

[Darkmist74]

It must be a new farm equipment fetish.

[chiefTbon]

*wince*

[MonsterMetal]

holy fuck!!