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07-07-2021, 11:54 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,543
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Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
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07-07-2021, 05:08 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2066 Female Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 238 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 56 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery the way they messed about
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07-08-2021, 07:08 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,207 Mentioned: 21 Post(s) Quoted: 9551 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
I have no words. 
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07-08-2021, 01:45 PM
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 ☆☆☆Jumbo Lesbian Cunt☆☆☆ Poster Rank:57 My pronouns are thin/skinny Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 25,933
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
Two phrases, asstronauts: flared base buttplug People just don't learn. |
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07-08-2021, 02:53 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:252 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,548 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 2120 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
When does "that should be far enough" turn into "let me see if I can fit the fake half ball sack in there too"? What, were the other twelve inches of actual dildo not providing enough pleasure, sir? Eagerly awaiting the first rectal bowling pin retrieval vid. |
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07-08-2021, 05:34 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:7255 Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 27 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 3 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
Jesus Christ they should have just sewn it up and tore him a new one right next door.  |
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07-08-2021, 07:43 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:206 Iceman Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 7,505 Mentioned: 19 Post(s) Quoted: 3630 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
How many different people's fingers did he have in his ass hole at one time? I think I counted 13 fingers from at least three different people at the same time |
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07-17-2021, 01:22 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:325 Female Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,000 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 6 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
Boyfriend must have had the sorest asshole in the known universe for weeks! Can an anal sphincter even come back from having a huge dildo like that?
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#10
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07-18-2021, 12:52 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2980 Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 133 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 29 Post(s)
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Re: Surgeons Struggle to Remove a Dildo from Someone's Arsehole
Totally speechless. How the fuck did he get it up there in the first place?  |
