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12-16-2016, 09:04 PM
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Re: Shotgun to Face
Two for flinching. Stitch up the face, amputate the arms and legs and you'll have a live-action show of "Johnny Got His Gun", the film featured in Metallica's "One" Video. Once again, here's how you can minimize flinching (and subsequent facial removal like this poor bloke): 1) put the shotgun muzzle under your chin where your chin and neck meet; 2) push your chin down towards your neck as hard as you can; 3) pull the trigger to immediately evacuate your cranial vault. When I worked in 911 Dispatch, that's the shotgun method several senior officers considered most effective. That came up as we were discussing a recent "flincher" shotgun attempted-suicide. That guy survived the de-facing, but later finished the job with an overdose. Can't say I'd blame the guy at that point. |