[Pyramid_Head]

That's one loose ass too. Definitely not that cowboys first rodeo.

[Suicide_Note]

Originally Posted by Uvius ↗

I imagine he told the docs that he tripped on it by accident whilst naked and it went up his arse

It was a one in a million shot, Doc. One in a million.

[neondrip]

At least he stuck it up there bottom first

[its me, derr]

Because he's worth it

[Sebring]

Well...hopefully he achieved the luster, volume and bounce for his parched sigmoid.

[TargetX]

lmao did the monitor you can hear in the background start beeping faster after the bottle was removed? What would cause that? Could be be some sort of interaction with a nerve, like the vasovagal response but with a different nerve, or could he have done enough damage to tear some blood vessels and the bottle was causing hemostasis by tamponade?

[*Ragdoll_Cutie*]

[bball0816]

I hate when that happens