[SavageGlow]

6 years ago I got a vasectomy, and had a massive complication that required 2 surgeries and a month with a wound vac to fix. I give you, my scrotal hematoma.


Not my story.

Second from bottom is healed.

[kellyhound]

on a sidenote:

Albert, Prince Consort, was born in 1819 and was married to Queen Victoria of the UK. Together they had 9 children and he supported the Queen throughout her reign. Initially reluctant towards the role of Prince Consort and the lack of power he had, Albert became known for supporting public causes such as educational reform and abolishing slavery! One of the rumours that Malloy wrote in his pamphlets was that Prince Albert invented the legendary piercing to hide his large penis in his tight trousers. If only they thought of this in the 70’s!

There are many stories about how it got its name, from the theory that Prince Albert himself had Peyronie’s disease and used the piercing to straighten his penis, to the general public tying down their penises to hide their erection from the Queen’s daughters. Legend also has it that Prince Albert used the piercing to pull back the foreskin to keep his member sweet-smelling so as to not offend the Queen. How considerate!

The Prince Albert is clearly a historical piercing. It is difficult for anyone to say how exactly the piercing got its name, however the most likely theory is that Victorian haberdashers called it the “dressing ring” and used it to firmly secure male genitalia to the more comfortable leg. It was very popular in those days for men to wear extremely tight trousers and the piercing helped minimize visible endowment.

[SavageGlow]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

on a sidenote:

I had no idea!

[HiBypass]

that cock ring just ain't doin any favors for him. 11th pic looks like a pig snout mouth.

[ride]

Ouch. I was bitching after my vasectomy because I occasionally got stabbed in the thigh with the suture tie-off. Couldn't imagine this scenario.

[Bastet]

Aw, poor nutsacks! I'm all cringing and wailing here. And I don't even have balls - neither figuratively nor literally

[Suicide_Note]

NEPH?!

[mshope24]

Looks like an Alaskan Bullworm.

[SavageGlow]

Originally Posted by Suicide_Note ↗

NEPH?!

I'll never forget his junk and butthole.

[Mr.NoCredit]

It looks like his scrotal problem came from a piercing. ultimately it did…

was one aspect of my job I was never crazy about… people’s hygiene sucks…

I have loads of stories about stupid, dirty humans… who don’t wash themselves… I enjoyed my job as a tattoo artist but got very tired of people’s lack of cleanliness… d.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g.