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Re: Potatoes and Jelly

the jar is caked with poop
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Amazing. I remember seeing the X-ray of the jar up his ass on a website about rectal foreign bodies (my ideal rectal foreign body would be Benicio Del Toro ramming my asshole, end of digression), and I would enjoy sticking a pint of jelly up my ass. I've already been able to get an airline-size whiskey bottle up there, and was able to pull it out.
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Re: Potatoes and Jelly

So THAT'S where I put that...
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if i was the doctor id gently kick him in the side so the glass broke, just to teach him a lesson, then i'd refuse to help him get it out, and maybe spray some bleach up there, yeah i wouldnt be a good doctor.
Naw, in my eyes you'd be a great doc!

Oh you forgot the part you make him eat his own shit
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Naw, in my eyes you'd be a great doc!

Oh you forgot the part you make him eat his own shit
You totally forgot about the part where you make him get on his hands and knees and make him call himself a bad boy
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You totally forgot about the part where you make him get on his hands and knees and make him call himself a bad boy
Oops my bad!

OK that plus plus multiple whippings!!
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Oops my bad!

OK that plus plus multiple whippings!!
and he needs to please himself while having a ball gag in his mouth!
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and he needs to please himself while having a ball gag in his mouth!
And severe lacerations!!

OK, I'm over doing it...NEVER
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There should be rule. If you stick things up your ass that you can't get out your on your own! So do you think his insurance paid for this visit?
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Re: Potatoes and Jelly

look what it says on the jar! just one letter apart from GAPE JELLY!

i don't judge the guy for his preferences but for his stupidity.

there's a cool episode of SCRUBS about this. well not exactly, but there's a light bulb involved :-)))))
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