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09-29-2009, 02:11 AM
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holy hell, hes not gona have that foot anymore, its way too damaged.... wow
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Of course you've got to kill the bear. Afterall, there's got to be something wrong with an 11 ft apex predator that is hunting in its own natural habitat and for some reason sees a human as an easy meal right?
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So... The guy goes out into the wild, sets up camp (and by camp I mean a canvas tent) in some sort of known polar bear country I assume?, gets the shit chewed out of him by a native polar bear that didn't like his ass being there (or was so hungry from lack of natural resources), and they kill the polar bear... For being a polar bear? People confuse me.

But then again maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe it was a rogue polar bear that stumbled upon some innocent would-be bushman, and was really pissed about an earlier brawl that he lost and in a blind rage just smeared the shit out of the poor unsuspecting tent camper...
totally. hahaa, how do they say "rogue bear" when we are the ones invading their territory?
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Good one Scampy!
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Apparently this bear thought that "heel" was his target and not a command.
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I'd love to hug a polar bear, it would probably attempt to eat me though.
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bear was acting on insinct
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I just think its funny how the tables of victimization work. Dumb Ass was were he didn't belong and the bear gets killed for it.
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