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  #101  
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Actually, you're forgetting mongooses....hmm that doesn't sound right....ah mongeese?....ummmmm.....mongi?....uhh........... fuck it, you're forgetting sheep!!!!!
And don't forget the squirels...vicious little gits they are - fear them!
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I thought a polar bear was attacking me once at McDonalds, but it turned out it was just a fat chick in a fur coat wanting my Big Mac.
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first pic must have hurt so bad
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damn skippy it did
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Why do you have to camp there? Shit, people are stupid. Then they kill the bear!!!
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jesus he got the ass beating of a lifetime
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The poor thing got killed for doing what bears do which is kill their prey.
Um......
And the prey isn't poor? If that guy was a severly wounded baby deer, I bet you'd say Ohhhhh poor fawn!
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There may come a time when lions,tigers and bears take their place in extinction. They can not be domesticated, nor will they learn to leave humans alone.

Bears love nobody and kill anything they can overpower. They attack without provocation. Polar bears are particularly vicious and will resort to cannibalism and man-eating...
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Stay away,they might be beautiful but they bite
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When I bite into a York Peppermint patty, I get the sensation that I...... OH SHIT POLAR BEAR!!


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