Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass

Deathofjocelynn · #11 ● 09-07-2018, 04:30 PM

Can't imagine that guy walked into the ER...

Brynjar · #12 ● 09-08-2018, 03:12 AM

And all this time, I thought cucumbers grew in gardens. Who would have thought?

**kellyhound** · #13 ● 09-08-2018, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Deathofjocelynn ↗

Can't imagine that guy walked into the ER...

He was brought in on his knees in a wheelbarrow ;

Budd Dwyer · #14 ● 09-08-2018, 02:42 PM

an extreme form of "Go vegan" as it seems

allbassfearme · #15 ● 09-09-2018, 12:17 AM

How could anyone think that would feel good? I hate taking a big poop and that is half the size of that vegetable turd...i just cant understand...

newazwriter · #16 ● 11-01-2018, 08:17 PM

That’s one way to shoplift

soyadude · #17 ● 11-03-2018, 03:35 PM

In other news, the record breaking cucumber at the local farmers fair was reported missing. Mr. Mcdonald, the owner of the largest cucumber this season has put out a reward for the return of his prized vegetable. He plans to serve the vegetable to the mayor and select members of the public once it is found.

ChristySD · #18 ● 11-04-2018, 02:49 PM

At least he cowboy-ed up and kept his boots....errrrrr, shoes, on.......

tess.tickle88 · #19 ● 11-08-2018, 04:52 AM

I can fap to this

durt · #20 ● 11-09-2018, 11:43 PM

Talk about having a 'pickle up your ass'

Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass

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