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08-19-2018, 03:11 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,658
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Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
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#2
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08-19-2018, 04:51 AM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:813 Female Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 963 963Posts 1,578Thanked 133Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
Just a quick wash and it's ready to be eaten!  |
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08-19-2018, 05:36 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:399 Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 3,046 3,046Posts 5,761Thanked 276Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
What's wrong with a good ol' butt plug?  |
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08-20-2018, 11:37 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
I can't even begin to imagine the embarrassment involved when he answers the intake nurse's question: "What brings you into the ER today?"
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08-20-2018, 02:20 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:177 Imma Girl=Wills Babygirl✿☠ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,863 8,863Posts 5,719Thanked 775Quoted 7Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
NOW FOR DA SALAD  |
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#8
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08-23-2018, 02:08 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:876 Male Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 864 864Posts 2,301Thanked 227Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
Pickle anyone?
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#9
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09-03-2018, 04:04 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2448 Male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 182 182Posts 258Thanked 23Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
That was disturbing....Id rather watch a head get lopped off.
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#10
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09-07-2018, 03:15 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4455 Female Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 66 66Posts 59Thanked 5Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Please Kneel Down So I Can Remove That Cucumber from Your Ass
It just... kept... going. I mean, how could that person even move! They're not the most flexible of vegetables! |
Maybe practice for an ametuer anal scene!
