[James Russel Look]

Now all the pot heads are going to grow weed in their lungs.

[XZER0]

WHAT!?

[Proserpine]

Aww it looked so cute!
Poor baby fig tree!
Now I believe I've seen everything.

[BigNoLove]

Doctors were performing a biopsy on the patient, Artyom Sidorkin, after he'd complained of intense chest pain and was coughing up blood. They suspected cancer, but instead of finding a tumor when they cut the lung tissue, they reportedly found green needles. They continued, in alleged disbelief, to remove an entire branch from inside Sidorkin's body.

The medical team believes that the blood Sidorkin had been coughing up was a result of the needles poking the capillaries, and that the branch grew inside his body after he swallowed a small bud—since clearly, the branch was not swallowed whole.

[Shellshock86]