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Re: Oh Wiener, Where Art Thou?

Any of those people Police officers?
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I dated a guy who was sadly not endowed. He was very popular and dated very beautiful women, so it really surprised me when we hooked up and I saw what he had going.(or not going) I felt so sorry for him. I figured his self esteem probably was quite low, so I called one of my hot girlfriends over to shower with us. I made sure he felt very manly. I doubt he could have taken a girl's virginity.
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They look like dicks but only smaller,them's what you call a penis I do believe
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How do they pee without dribbling all over everything?
By sitting down.
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These guys don't have cocks. They have wee-wees.
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I wonder what the suicide rate for fellas like this are.
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Looks like clitorises with balls.
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My worst nightmare is to meet a great guy, go on a few dates and then when things get heated up, I removed his pants and find.... This.

How do you react to that?!
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The ones being measured cracked me up.. like we need to see the measurement to know it's tiny.


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