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Hold me closer tiny penis...
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Schexy.

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I'm Speechless.
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Love the one with a builder's tape measure.

"Yeah, mine's so big, I don't just need a ruler, I need a 5 meter builder's tape measure!"

"So, how big is it?"

"One!"

"One meter?"

"Erm... no. Just... one."
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When that inner voice tells me not to click on something, I need to listen. Between this post, the blue waffle & the uncircumcised cauliflower penis - I'm traumatized!
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That's fucking sad
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Pity those man.
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How do they pee without dribbling all over everything?
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Re: Oh Wiener, Where Art Thou?

Reminds me of a very old porno movie called, "Fire Down Below", not to be confused with the other one.

This guy with a baby penis picked up hookers and they'd all complain about how small he was. He'd say things like, "Deep throat me, baby!"

I don't even think it fit over the girls' lips to go into their mouths.

He choked them all when they bitched!
I would imagine having a micro penis would make a man angry and want to lash out!


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