I was grating carrots for pasta sauce and grated half of the side of my finger off. Frickin hurts! And I can't find any damn band-aids so it's bound up with paper towel and duct tape.

Gaw-Dammit, I HATE when that happens!
Hard to keep the band-aids in stock

No really though, every time I use a grater, I shudder at the possibilities.