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04-01-2023, 03:29 PM
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 ✖ The Antique Christ ✖ Poster Rank:105 Gonzo Punk Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 15,488
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Neighbors Catch an Alien
An alien was caught by neighbors attempting to transport Doña Lupes television back to his planet. He also had her purse, her jewelry and he also stole her vibrator. The illegal alien, Señor Marciano, will be deported immediately.
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04-01-2023, 03:36 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:248 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,548 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 2120 Post(s)
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Re: Neighbors Catch an Alien
I wonder if he got his one phone home call.
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04-01-2023, 06:24 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:624 Baboso Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,443 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 210 Post(s)
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Re: Neighbors Catch an Alien
He looks like he got shot in the back of the head and survived. This happened to me once whenever a red wasp stung me on the forehead.
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04-02-2023, 04:14 AM
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Re: Neighbors Catch an Alien
OMG! I read the title and the paragraph, then scrolled down and looked at dude’s face. I laughed so hard to tears… .  This is great!!! Thank you so much Godrekr  |
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04-02-2023, 08:45 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:245 All hail Andrés Manuel López Obrador (AMLO) Join Date: Oct 2021 Posts: 5,627
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Re: Neighbors Catch an Alien
Señor marciano |
