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01-09-2010, 11:51 PM
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Mention 'penis' in your post title and it's sure to get 1000+ views overnight. Must remember that.
If you mention 'skanky lesbians' in your post title you'll get way more than a measly 1000 views overnight.



And that's just from me alone.....

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As ugly as it is, i bet it feels great. who need ribbed condoms when you've got a ribbed dick? haha
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What the hell is going on here?
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horny plumber with lots of time, lots of them around too!
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WTF? It looks partially skinned!
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01-10-2010, 08:09 AM
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Warning to all men,, do not feed your dick to your pet hamster....
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This is what happens when white boys follow other culture trends...they get it ALL wrong.
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God damn can you imagine that thing coming towards you in the bed???
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I try not imagine ANY penis coming at me in the bed


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