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haha!

you got me alright! btw, have you shown them the one when you and your dad takin' turns milking it?
Hey, stop spreading lies- that wasn't my dad and me!

It was two dirty, malnourished Bulgarian men 'milking' you in that photo- they needed the protein....
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01-08-2010, 10:13 PM
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What the hell has he been letting chew on that thing?
*whispers* That weird looking penis belongs to the guy called 'onlyme'(he's posted in this thread)- he lets nasty crackheads nibble on his cheesy walt just for kicks. He says when they gnaw on it it makes him do 'happyjuice' from his little stump....


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Okay, you know you haven't had sex in sooooo long that you look at this pic and think, "Oh, my....God, I would suck it, f#ck it, do everything with it and more!"
No worries.....I'm graduating from University in May 2010 and hopefully between now and then I will "get some"...oh, God.....I need sex! yes....it's one of the human basic needs: food, shelter, love, sex, etc.
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Oh my...
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Ewwwww! I'm glad I'm female and I happen to be bi after that pic....
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Okay, you know you haven't had sex in sooooo long that you look at this pic and think, "Oh, my....God, I would suck it, f#ck it, do everything with it and more!"
No worries.....I'm graduating from University in May 2010 and hopefully between now and then I will "get some"...oh, God.....I need sex! yes....it's one of the human basic needs: food, shelter, love, sex, etc.
By the sounds of it, sex for you is more important than food.
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In the name of sweet fuck, what the hell is that!?!
who is "sweet fuck"? and can i have her phone #? any1 w/ a name like that has 2 be way cool! LMAO~!
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Hey, stop spreading lies- that wasn't my dad and me!

It was two dirty, malnourished Bulgarian men 'milking' you in that photo- they needed the protein....
those two bulgarian men came after you guys left, sorry,,
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Whoaaa
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Ugly dick....


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