A Mother's Pain During Birth

shadowstein · #21 ● 11-25-2013, 02:41 AM

child birth wouldn't be so bad if woman weren't lying on they're backs when they push the little bastards out. it's actually not a natural position for childbirth.

but im a guy. what do I know?

lagunasun · #22 ● 11-25-2013, 03:54 PM

test

Oswald2001 · #23 ● 11-25-2013, 07:32 PM

My job is to provide the fertilization of the egg so as to install the baby in the incubation unit.

You don't hear me complaining.

We, men and women, have equal parts to play in the process.

Carry on with it, ladies. With stiff upper...and lower...lips.

(Runs to the nearest bomb shelter.)

Mackalvarez · #24 ● 11-25-2013, 07:51 PM

I just thought I'd let you all know that there is no such thing as a "Del (Unit) of pain"

ForgetMeNot · #25 ● 11-25-2013, 11:13 PM

Even though I have had all preemies, one at 23 weeks weighing 710 grams and a 33 weeker weighing a hefty 5.6lbs....birth still hurt like hell. Everyone thinks oh you must have just sneezed them out, yeah no. I was induced, had failing epidurals and was in labor for 3 days with my first and 2.5 for my second.

My 33 got cut and vacuumed out.

A tiny part of me wishes the sneezing thing was true, but I think my girl business would have a thread of its own, and zip code. No thank you.