[PTSD Is My Life]

Errrr … "ouch" is that the right word? I'm sure that's what he is saying/thinking. Kinda like "ouch that hurts, aww holy crap that is both my arse wiping and wanking hand" living in the middle of nowhere with only his ageing mother to help him…… life was about to get interesting after all you can live without wiping your arse…… "MOTHER" get the rubber glove and Vaseline out, again" well he's gotta get rid of this testosterone somehow and munkispit is just full of the damned stuff… "oh just get on with it mother for Christ sakes, your complaining about rubbing that? That's nothing to what I went through with you…I had your twat wrapped around my neck when I was born and to make matters worse you then decide your tired and want a break. Almost 10 minutes! For almost 10 minutes you rest while I lie there, dad filming me with your huge hairy minge wrapped tightly round my neck! Now rub woman and talk dirty to me!!!