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12-18-2014, 03:52 AM
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 ★The Queen★ Poster Rank:67 Female Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 23,498
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Re: Man's Balls Get Caught in His Zipper
Damn! You beat me to it! "It wasn't like it was a well thought out plan!" "Franks and beans!" Ben Stiller just has the face for those kind of roles!    · |
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01-01-2015, 01:56 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1822 Female Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 282 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 105 Post(s)
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Re: Man's Balls Get Caught in His Zipper
[CHILD WARNING] I knew a guy whose grandmother did this to him on purpose when he was four years old because he was "touching" himself. She left it there for two days, until it was all necrotized. He ended up being a serial killer.... |
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01-01-2015, 03:25 AM
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Re: Man's Balls Get Caught in His Zipper
Jesusfuckingchrist!  I hope she was locked up and tortured as she did to that poor child. Never too late, if she is still alive, to poor acid in her vagina while she hangs upside down, and light her on fire! I always blame mothers for serial killer children. Now we know, it can be granny, too! What's his name? |
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01-01-2015, 09:41 AM
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Re: Man's Balls Get Caught in His Zipper
It's easy enough to just get some scissors and - carefully - cut around the effect area until the integrity of the zipper is compromised. The only problem arises (no pun intended) if they are an especially nice expensive pair of pants. It's a matter of priorities. |
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