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12-06-2014, 11:52 PM
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Re: Man's Balls Get Caught in His Zipper

That's happened to me a couple of times in my life, but never with the beans... It has always been with the frank. And ONLY when I go freeballin'. Which is why when I do freeball, it's with baggy sweats.
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OHHHHHHH I feel the pain!!! I bet it hurt like hell Unzipping it too.
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OHHHHHHH I feel the pain!!! I bet it hurt like hell Unzipping it too.
I bet they gave him a local anaesthetic at the ER when they liberated his sack from the track.
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I wear button Flys, safety first.
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ouch lol
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Not sure if it was his weenie it balls but it happened to an uncle of mine. His mom was pissed off he went without underwear.
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LOL my first thought was this movie!
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I wear button Flys, safety first.
Button flys are sexy!!
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I wear button Flys, safety first.
Screw that!

I have ONE PAIR of jeans with a button fly; and only because it was perfect pair of kevlar-paneled riding jeans, only flaw is that damned button fly.
When you go to take a piss, it looks like you're playing with your dick as you're trying to solve the puzzle of getting that damned thing rebuttoned after taking a piss at a urinal.
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