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Screw that!

I have ONE PAIR of jeans with a button fly; and only because it was perfect pair of kevlar-paneled riding jeans, only flaw is that damned button fly.
When you go to take a piss, it looks like you're playing with your dick as you're trying to solve the puzzle of getting that damned thing rebuttoned after taking a piss at a urinal.

You could always go for a Velcro fly. It's quick, but noisy.
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Speed kills. Take your time when handling the family scepter and jewels.
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So Admiral Anderson was banging Markie Post?
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So Admiral Anderson was banging Markie Post?
Or was he kicking the shit out of Rowdy Roddy Piper?
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Ahhh the poor fukker....
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Ouch. Damn. I just..no.
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You could always go for a Velcro fly. It's quick, but noisy.
The sheep would hear him coming then
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Re: Man's Balls Get Caught in His Zipper
Screw that!

I have ONE PAIR of jeans with a button fly; and only because it was perfect pair of kevlar-paneled riding jeans, only flaw is that damned button fly.
When you go to take a piss, it looks like you're playing with your dick as you're trying to solve the puzzle of getting that damned thing rebuttoned after taking a piss at a urinal.
Buttons don't trouble me that much, I have good dexterity
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