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Man Sews His Weiner
He should have used white thread.
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Was he trying to fix it?
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
That's a fantastic idea! Now he can't reproduce.
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
What a complete embarrassment to mankind.
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Did he just sew his foreskin shut?
If he went through the major vessels, that's cool too.
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Why so sad? Your tears are no match for mine.
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Ahh, the old "I fell and my penis got trapped in the sewing machine" excuse.
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
I hope that if we ever get alien visitors that they see this shit and kill all of us because
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Um, you're using it wrong.
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Maybe he is going to prison
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