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06-28-2023, 10:53 PM
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 ✖ The Antique Christ ✖ Poster Rank:105 Gonzo Punk Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 15,488
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Man Sews His Weiner
He should have used white thread.  |
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06-29-2023, 02:35 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:347 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 700 Post(s)
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
That's a fantastic idea! Now he can't reproduce.
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06-29-2023, 03:59 AM
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
What a complete embarrassment to mankind. |
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#5
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06-29-2023, 04:42 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:406 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,957 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 447 Post(s)
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Did he just sew his foreskin shut? If he went through the major vessels, that's cool too.   |
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#6
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06-29-2023, 06:30 AM
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
__________________ A deep well of despair I found, the day my dreams came true... |
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06-29-2023, 11:17 AM
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
Ahh, the old "I fell and my penis got trapped in the sewing machine" excuse.
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#8
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06-29-2023, 03:41 PM
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Re: Man Sews His Weiner
I hope that if we ever get alien visitors that they see this shit and kill all of us because  |
