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Re: Kid Jumps on Bed Where A Pencil Was Laying

Heh..
When I was in 5th grade, shop class (Oh boy..),
Had a pencil on the inside pocket of my jean jacket point facing up.
Dropped a tape measure and bent over to pick it up..
Pencil stabbed me in the rib cage.. still have some of the graphite in my ribcage and an entrance/exit scar with some graphite that The doctor (And myself) did not get out.
Damn...What a scar!! That had to hurt!!
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Heh..
When I was in 5th grade, shop class (Oh boy..),
Had a pencil on the inside pocket of my jean jacket point facing up.
Dropped a tape measure and bent over to pick it up..
Pencil stabbed me in the rib cage.. still have some of the graphite in my ribcage and an entrance/exit scar with some graphite that The doctor (And myself) did not get out.

Dayum. Not quite as bad as mine! But I received my graphite in a seriously childish way. I was playing some stupid game, part of the game is to "stamp out" someone with your hands. I forgot my pencil was in my hand, and GEOUCH city.
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The moral of the story.
Getting stabbed with pencils sucks..
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Who's been writing on the walls.
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If it was the other way around he could write with his foot
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The Krokodil, ralucagymnast:

Hey guys, this was supposed to be ironic and funny, not a literal use of vocabulary. Thanks for the unnecessary corrections all the same.










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Actually? My pencil incident scared me more than it hurt..
Was - OWCH!... WTF? oshi-. went to the shop class teacher, sent me to nurse, she pulls out the pencil and dug some of the graphite out and wasn't going to send me home. told her she don't call my parents that I would leave.
Hospital : doc comes in, looks at it..digs in it, pulls more graphite out. tetnus shot..sent home.
Later that evening.. I dug a little more out myself..

Knowing what I know about wounds/medical procedures today?
I wouldn't had left her pull the pencil out.
(Could have bled out had it damaged a blood vessel/lung)
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Re: Kid Jumps on Bed Where A Pencil Was Laying

His face looks like Marve from home alone when he stepped on the ornaments


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